COVER: Chinese jet fighter shoots down Santa Claus, crying “Eat death, bloated lackey of the capitalist toy mongers!”
Contents (listing only)
Editorial
Letters, From the Editors
News of the Month, Uncredited [Henry Beard]
Horrorscope, Uncredited [Doug Kenney]
Mrs. Agnew’s Diary, Uncredited [Doug Kenney]
Contest
Christmas Beware!, By Gahan Wilson
Christmas Gifts for Liberals, By Terry Catchpole
Capitol Hull Comix, By Joe Orlando
Write Your Own Agnew Speech, By Nicholas Fish [Henry Beard]
Fishmouth, By Ray Puechner
Joey and Jill in Santaland, By Arnold Roth
The Myth of the Mafia, By Christopher Rush
Stocking Stuffers
Underachievers Jokes, By Fran Kafka [Doug Kenney]
Things of Past Remembrance, By Peter Schickele
Santology, By Henry Beard
I Remember Jesus, By John Boni
6 Surefire Costumes Guaranteed to Get You on “Let’s Make a Deal”, By Michael O’Donoghue and Rick Meyerowitz
Peace Comes to the Middle East, By By Golda Meir and Isidore Silver
Sob Story, By Bob Goldman
Make Mine Mulch, By Elio Bosco