279. “Whaffo you crappin’ in de snow?”

Q: There was a line in a Chris Miller story where a black maid (I think) discovers the hero pooping outdoors. Her line became an instant crack up for all of us 15 year olds at the time. She said “What for you crappin’ in da bushes?” I would love to re-read the story 35 years later. Any idea what story it was?

A: The line was actually “Whaffo you crappin’ in de snow?” and the character is described as being in the bushes. It was a story by Chris Miller called “Is It Still ‘Playing’ Post Office When the Mucilage Is Real and Covers Your Tongue?” from the June 1973 (Violence) issue.