Your Unauthorized Guide to the Golden Age of National Lampoon Magazine
(1970-1975)

418. How Women Make Decisions

November 10, 2026

Q. I’m trying to find a favorite article I remember. It was about How Women Think or something like that. Hilarious. I had a copy for years and lost it. There was a diagram connecting everything to the breasts. It was educational, too.

A. That would be “How Women Make Decisions” by Todd Carroll from the March 1981 (“Women and Dogs”) issue. It’s presented as if it’s a scientific research report, and has a diagram that matches your description.

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