Your Unauthorized Guide to the Golden Age of National Lampoon Magazine

74. Possible “Appletons” Story

February 2, 2004

Q: I once read a comic that was similar to or may have been “The Appletons” in which a preteen seduces a man, teacher, or Mr. Appleton. With a motel key hidden in her vagina she takes him there, gets her cookies, he splits at which time her preteen friends come from hiding in the closet all wanting to get fitted for a key of their own. What comic was this called and where did I see it back in the mid 80’s?

A: Sounds a little too raunchy for “The Appletons.” Anyway, I have no idea. If anyone knows the answer, please post it in a comment.


Can you tell me which issue had the story, "Trespassers Will Be Violated" ? I think it was anywhere from '75 to '79.


March 18, 2006 11:04 am

Do a search for "trespassers" using the search box.


March 18, 2006 11:11 am

Wasn't it Timberland Tales?


May 24, 2006 11:07 am

That sounds like Trots and Bonnie


July 7, 2007 7:34 pm

This does sound like a full colour Trots and Bonnie. However, I don't recall anything about a key, and it may have been in a special issue.


March 14, 2012 8:00 pm

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