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Contents

SIDE ONE

Checkers

Calendar

Oval Office

President’s Qualities

The New VP

Inspiration

Energy Crisis

Hearings

Send Money

Admission Speech

Wrap Up

SIDE TWO

Introduction and Impeachment Parade

Pennsylvania Avenue

News

Plumber Commercial

Impeachment Parade Continued

The Constitution Game

News

Senate Hearings

Impeachment Parade Continued

Tooth Commercial

Mission: Impeachable

News

The FBI

Impeachment Swearing Out

The Gerry Ford Show

BACK COVER NOTES

THE WHITE HOUSE
Washington, D.C.

FROM: Colson
TO: Haig and Staff (for your eyes only)

Add the persons responsible for the enclosed recording to the official enemies list.

Side “B”: David Axlerod, Henry Beard, John Belushi, Chris Cerf, Chevy Chase, Jim Czar, Garry Goodrow, Hugo Flesch, Tony Hendra, Tom Hummer, Sean Kelly, Rhonda Coullet, Alice Playten, Tony Scheuren, Jim Strahs, Harry Yarmark. Have the IRS take a look at Electric Lady Studios and Bell Sound Studios, New York.

Side “A”: Pat Buchanan, “Checkers,” Sam Dash, John Dean, Gerry Ford, Sam Ervin, John Mitchell, Richard Nixon, Bebe Rebozo, Zal Yanovsky (him, I’ve heard of), Ron Ziegler. What about the licenses granted Underdog Studios, L.A., engineer Mark Linett, tape doctors Vic Dinnerstein and Irving Kirsch?

The plumbers unit has photos of most National Lampoon editors in some pretty compromising positions. Beard, Hendra, and Kelly could be zapped, Howie says. Let’s smash those goddamn dirty little commie creeps once and for all. A million dollars doesn’t seem too much, says the Oval Office. Get back to me about this, Gemstone.

P.S. I love you.