408. All the Things on a Farm You Could Screw

April 4, 2026

Q. Looking for an article that discussed all the things on the farm you could screw, like a tin can full of earthworms or a chicken’s egg hole.

A. Carol in the comments comes through with the answer: It was in a parody of Hustler magazine, Gobbler, in the August 1976 (“Compulsory Summer Sex”) issue. The article is titled “How are you gonna keep them down in Paree now they’ve been up on the farm?”

Comments

It was in a parody of Hustler Magazine, Gobbler, in the August 76 (Compulsory Summer Sex) issue. The article is titled "How are you gonna keep em 'down in Paree now they've been up on the farm?

—Carol

May 16, 2026 2:22 am

That's it! Thank you once again, Carol.

—Mark

May 16, 2026 8:41 am

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