405. Lecherous (Male) Gym Teacher Comic

January 1, 2026

Q. I’ve been looking for a comic book parody that appeared in the Lampoon about a lecherous (male) gym teacher. I don’t remember much about the comic itself, but I know it wasn’t the Trots and Bonnie one in the 1977 issue. The ending was a bit strange as it was framed as a priest recounting the events as coming from confessions from students at the school which ends with him succinctly stating “The End.” Hopefully, you might help me find this particular issue!

A. This was “Schlueter Love,” a comic book parody from the October 1982 (“The Utterly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs”) issue. Hat tip to Eric in the comments.

Comments

I'm almost certain this is referring to "Schlueter Love" from Oct. 1982.

—Eric Sean

February 8, 2026 10:07 pm

Thanks, Eric!

—Mark

February 8, 2026 10:12 pm

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