248. “The Spy With The Biggest Penis You Ever Saw In Your Life”

July 19, 2010

Q: I’m trying to locate a great one-page poster parody called ‘The Spy with the Biggest Penis You’ve Ever Seen in Your Life’ or something very similar to that. Obviously a James Bond parody. I’m amazed that this hasn’t cropped up on the internet as it’s just the sort of thing to go huge (so to speak). Anyway, I had that issue as a kid and of course when I moved to college my mom threw out all of my National Lampoon issues. This could have been as late as 1978, though I’m thinking earlier.

A: It was called “The Spy With The Biggest Penis You Ever Saw In Your Life” and appeared in the February 1977 (JFK Grand Fifth Term Inaugural) issue.

Comments

I have it. I can send you a scan. Try my "throw-away" email fredgib, who is at an ISP called sonic which after the dot ends in the thing you hit a tennis ball over. Have patience, as I only check that address periodically.

—Fred Gibson

April 12, 2026 5:45 pm

Original material (excluding quoted material) © 1997-2026 Mark Simonson.
Mark's Very Large National Lampoon Site is not affiliated with National Lampoon or National Lampoon Inc.
Click here for the real thing.