Your Unauthorized Guide to the Golden Age of National Lampoon Magazine

269. “The Battle of the Living Room”

January 11, 2011

Q: I am looking for a feature in the format of a multipage photo funny, a composition of photographs overlaid with comic dialogue balloons. It featured two boys staging a war between plastic army men of different nationalities inside a house. The battle took place on furniture and carpeted stairs, and the toy soldiers spoke some of the dialogue—in un-PC heavy dialects and accents, of course. One plastic soldier under torture on the spinning phonograph confessed, “Groan, groan… The Japs are hiding in the houseplants!”

A: It was “The Battle of the Living Room” by P.J. O’Rourke from the March 1977 (Science and Technology) issue.


This ends when the mother comes in and shoots the kids who are playing army because "Saturday is my only day to vaccuum" - this was a classic issue


March 26, 2011 5:00 pm

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