Your Unauthorized Guide to the Golden Age of National Lampoon Magazine

250. “Match the Tits with the Ass” Game

July 24, 2010

Q: There was a fun pictorial game that appeared in National Lampoon magazine only once. The game was entitled “Match the Tits with the Ass”óor words to that effect. The game featured four to six photos, each of a pair of naked female breasts. Opposite were four to six photos of naked rear ends. To play the game, the reader had to identify which pair of breasts and which rear end belonged to the same person and then draw a line between the matching photos. Hours of fun and amusement! Do you know which issue had the game?

A: That appeared on page 45 of the January 1981 (Excess) issue of National Lampoon. (Thanks to Mr. Magoo, who posed this question, for finding the answer.)


Eureka! I've found it! Match the T*ts with the A*s was published on page 45 of the January 1981 issue of National Lampoon. In the Classifieds section of this site, a reader mentioned that every issue of the magazine has been compiled on a DVD. Until I'd read that tip, I never knew such a DVD exists. I bought a copy of the DVD and lo--I found the pictorial game within minutes! My life is complete again. Thanks for having a super site! :-)

—Mr Magoo

July 28, 2010 8:47 pm

Nice work, Magoo. Glad you were able to figure it out yourself.


July 29, 2010 10:15 am

You beat me to it. I just found a copy of that issue at a used bookstore today, and found the game when I was flipping through the magazine.


August 3, 2010 7:33 pm

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