Your Unauthorized Guide to the Golden Age of National Lampoon Magazine

150. “Admit It You Bastard…”

April 22, 2009

Q: I am trying to find a copy of an article, or essay, or checklist… something in the NL from the very early ’70s in which it listed things that one had to admit such as, “Admit it you bastard that you think Nazi uniforms are cool.”, and, “Admit it you bastard that you always thought that Floyd Patterson is a credit to his race”. Do you recall this and where can I find a copy of the full text?

A: Sorry, I don’t recall this article at all, but reader vcrogers does: “It’s part of “The Guilt Test” in the August 1970 “Paranoia” issue. Page 63, to be precise.”


It's part of "The Guilt Test" in the August 1970 "Paranoia" issue. Page 63, to be precise.


April 22, 2009 10:11 pm

Thanks, vcrogers!


April 22, 2009 10:15 pm

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