Your Unauthorized Guide to the Golden Age of National Lampoon Magazine

9. “First Blowjob”

March 12, 1998

Q: Many moons ago National Lampoon published a short story titled “First Blowjob.” It was by either Doug Kenney or Ed Subitzky—I don’t recall. I’ve been looking for it for a long time, but with no luck.

A: That story (by Doug Kenney) first appeared in “The National Lampoon Encyclopedia of Humor,” a special issue which was published in 1973. It also appeared in the hardcover “10th Anniversary Anthology” and the paperback anthology “A Dirty Book.”


"Why, that-that sounds positively disgusting!" "It sure is," Dad said, puffing his pipe alight, "just ask your mother." Chuck's final line is classic, too, but I won't spoil it.


September 6, 2005 5:29 pm

"...padiddle, for example"...or something like that? I might be thinking of another feature.


June 12, 2006 11:39 pm

It's highly original and, by today's standards, one of the most mysogynist and offensive pieces the NL ever published, and they published a lot.


May 6, 2013 1:00 pm

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