National Lampoon Radio Hour
Show #5

December 15, 1973
1 hour

Program Content

You Don’t Have To Look at Pictures On the Radio


Commercial Break

My Husband / Cup of Coffee

Remember Your Name and Address

Diner Is Out of Buns

The Lost Glider

Police Emergency Rape Line

Interview with Dexter and Warren, Siamese Twins 

Suicide Prevention Hot Line

National Lampoon Radio Hour I.D.

What Do You Recommend From the Menu?

“I’ve Never Seen a Straight Banana” by Fred Waring and the Pennsylvanians

Recipe Corner

Small Diner in Tarrytown 

Spiro Agnew on Hippies

Small Diner in Tarrytown (Continued)

Indian Tour Guide / Laughing Wall

Mr. Whipple Commercial Goes Wrong

Charmin Commercial

Insincere Commercial Message by Cynical Nazis Intro 

Commercial Break

Consumer Protection Commissioner Warning About Elves 

Chatty Waiter

“I Have an Interesting Problem” Show 

Chilean Copper Farmers / Telephone

Lip Reading Expert

Scuzzy Linoleum Commercial Intro

Commercial Break

American Safety Institute: Burned Out Fuses 

Great Mountain Valley Drinking Water Commercial / New Bright Toothpaste Commercial

Light Your Faith

Marijuana Health Warning

Diner Is Out of Buns

National Lampoon Radio Hour I.D.

Won’t You Buy My Record (Dr. John Parody)

Laughs From the Past: Catholic Pope Beer Joke by Georgie Jessel 

What If Ed Sullivan Were Tortured?

Al Jolson / The Show Must Go on

“Give My Regards to Broadway”

Car Cheese Commercial Intro

Commercial Break

Ann Blythe with Closing Credits (Michael O’Donoghue)

Wobbles the Goose