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The Rehearsal
September 21, 1974 / #45

 

Duration of show: 1/2 hour

Program Content

"Hey, Look Me Over"

Water Glass Adjustment

Sponsor at the Door Commercial Intro

Commercial Break

Auditions for Chorus Girls

Craig Baker Drops In with Beer for the Girls

Chugging with the Girls

"Look at my Frog"

Looking for Mr. Chatterbox

Megaphone Newsreel Editing

Doug Kenney Preparing a Promo

Ira Schnorrs, Talent Agent (part one)

Discovering Mr. Chatterbox, Dead

Discovering Gracie Whitebread, Dead

Richard Nixon Looking for a Handout

Ira Schnorrs, Talent Agent (part two)

Richard Nixon Trying Different Doors

Commercial Intro

National Lampoon October 1974 "Pubescence" Issue Commercial

Commercial Break

Richard Nixon Still Looking for a Handout

"F.B." Drops in with his Girlfriend, Pud

Ira Schnorrs, Talent Agent (part three)

Russian Stand-Up Comedians

Flash Bazbo Deciding What to Eat

The Light Beam Doesn't Work, So Let's Take the Stairs Instead

Accident in the Stairway

The Weight Watchers Ate the Studio

Ira Schnorrs, Talent Agent (part four)

Calling the Carpenter Dwarfs

The Carpenter Dwarfs Arrive

The Carpenter Dwarfs go to Work on the Studio

Let's Move the Show to Maine

Closing Credits

Commercial Break

Off to Maine

Announcer with Rehearsal Instructions

"Hey, Look Me Over" Fadeout