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119. Cosmo Parody with Joan Rivers on Cover (Posted July 2, 2008, 03:46 PM. Comments: 2.)

118. "Schickelgruber's" (Posted June 20, 2008, 05:28 PM. Comments: 0.)

117. Bernie X. Illustration by Robert Grossman (Posted July 17, 2007, 12:04 PM. Comments: 1.)

116. "The Interview" Cartoon (Posted February 3, 2007, 09:14 AM. Comments: 0.)

115. Fireflies Quote (Posted January 30, 2007, 10:04 PM. Comments: 2.)

114. Col. Mustard Cartoon (Posted January 30, 2007, 06:50 PM. Comments: 1.)

113. Lost Cheech Wizard Strip (Posted January 12, 2007, 10:52 AM. Comments: 6.)

112. Zal Yanovsky's NatLamp Stint (Posted January 4, 2007, 11:40 AM. Comments: 4.)

111. Denton Divers (Posted November 29, 2006, 09:36 AM. Comments: 2.)

110. Poem about doctors (Posted November 29, 2006, 09:31 AM. Comments: 2.)

109. Lost Baby Story (Posted October 24, 2006, 02:23 PM. Comments: 5.)

108. "Why--do we look crazy?" (Posted October 24, 2006, 01:38 PM. Comments: 5.)

107. "And that's...the history...of the blowhole." (Posted October 24, 2006, 10:59 AM. Comments: 3.)

106. Sinead O'Connor Story (Posted October 12, 2006, 02:34 PM. Comments: 0.)

105. Trots and Bonnie Tampon Cartoon (Posted October 12, 2006, 02:28 PM. Comments: 3.)

104. Mamie Eisenhower Death Contest (Posted October 12, 2006, 01:49 PM. Comments: 2.)

103. Colostomy Bag Cartoon (Posted October 12, 2006, 01:45 PM. Comments: 4.)

102. "Never Dive Alone" (Posted October 12, 2006, 01:39 PM. Comments: 1.)

101. Bernie X Collection? (Posted September 23, 2006, 11:49 PM. Comments: 3.)

100. What to Look for in a Family Before Deciding to Marry (by John Hughes?) (Posted August 25, 2006, 11:48 AM. Comments: 3.)

99. When Jesus Came to Our House (Posted August 25, 2006, 11:44 AM. Comments: 3.)

98. Instant No Recall (Posted May 3, 2006, 06:45 PM. Comments: 1.)

97. European Vacation German Bar Song (Posted January 6, 2006, 08:45 AM. Comments: 1.)

96. Two Racist Cartoons (Posted December 1, 2005, 03:41 PM. Comments: 5.)

95. Mad Vandal Songster (Posted December 26, 2004, 11:25 AM. Comments: 4.)

94. "Fuzzy Gator" Cocktail (Posted June 8, 2004, 04:23 PM. Comments: 3.)

93. Outdoor Life/Field & Stream Parody (Posted May 25, 2004, 11:02 AM. Comments: 1.)

92. Wild Ride Story (Posted March 23, 2004, 02:13 PM. Comments: 2.)

91. Canadian Restroom Editorial & "Last Man on Earth" (Posted March 22, 2004, 10:20 PM. Comments: 6.)

90. Song from "European Vacation" Movie (Posted March 22, 2004, 10:13 PM. Comments: 2.)

89. Grand Prix Railroad Racing (Posted March 22, 2004, 10:00 PM. Comments: 0.)

88. "Oznog" Meat Sculpture (Posted March 22, 2004, 09:33 PM. Comments: 0.)

87. "This man has swallowed his nose!" Cartoon (Posted March 11, 2004, 03:53 PM. Comments: 12.)

86. Peas and Grease (Posted March 11, 2004, 03:46 PM. Comments: 4.)

85. "Rabbit Eggs" and Tea Bag Mix-up (Posted March 3, 2004, 08:13 PM. Comments: 1.)

84. "Sgt. Nick Penis" (Posted March 3, 2004, 04:27 PM. Comments: 5.)

83. Origin of Ice Hockey (Posted March 3, 2004, 04:17 PM. Comments: 5.)

82. Funny Travel Story (Posted March 3, 2004, 04:04 PM. Comments: 3.)

81. "Fartman" Music (Posted March 3, 2004, 04:00 PM. Comments: 1.)

80. "European Vacation" Soundtrack (Posted February 19, 2004, 09:39 PM. Comments: 8.)

79. Poor Timmy (Posted February 19, 2004, 09:13 PM. Comments: 5.)

78. "Book of Moron" (Posted February 2, 2004, 08:29 PM. Comments: 0.)

77. Mara McAfee (Posted February 2, 2004, 08:24 PM. Comments: 4.)

76. O'Donoghue Quote (Posted February 2, 2004, 08:19 PM. Comments: 1.)

75. "I'm Not a B-52" (Posted February 2, 2004, 08:14 PM. Comments: 0.)

74. Possible "Appletons" Story (Posted February 2, 2004, 08:08 PM. Comments: 5.)

73. "Mrs. Gipper" Comic (Posted January 22, 2004, 02:26 PM. Comments: 1.)

72. Moby Dick Sex Scene Parody (Posted January 17, 2004, 03:58 PM. Comments: 1.)

71. "Ask Uncle Bob" and "Terminal Flatuence" (Posted January 10, 2004, 10:50 AM. Comments: 5.)

70. "You find a guy like that..." Cartoon (Posted January 9, 2004, 12:42 PM. Comments: 4.)

69. Chopped Liver Sculpture of Mel Brooks (Posted January 9, 2004, 11:52 AM. Comments: 1.)

68. New York Bar Exam Parody (Posted January 5, 2004, 03:48 PM. Comments: 3.)

67. Unpublished Dick Tracy Bad Guys (Posted January 5, 2004, 02:57 PM. Comments: 2.)

66. "Take a Kid Hunting" Cartoon (Posted December 22, 2003, 05:35 PM. Comments: 6.)

65. The Mutant Insect of Job Disparity (Posted December 22, 2003, 05:26 PM. Comments: 2.)

64. Larry David and Jack Handey (Posted November 25, 2003, 03:56 PM. Comments: 9.)

63. NL Touring Show, Ottowa, 1975 (Posted November 18, 2003, 09:04 PM. Comments: 7.)

62. Children's Book Publisher Cartoon (Posted November 11, 2003, 07:30 PM. Comments: 0.)

61. Chinese Menu and Sherlock Holmes Comic (Posted November 11, 2003, 07:19 PM. Comments: 13.)

60. Tony Redunzo--Make Out Artist (Posted November 10, 2003, 04:51 PM. Comments: 4.)

59. Strawberry Cheesecake (Posted November 10, 2003, 04:43 PM. Comments: 6.)

58. How to Give a Sales Presentation (Posted November 5, 2003, 10:17 PM. Comments: 7.)

57. "Obscuration of the Subhermesic Lemia" (Posted November 5, 2003, 10:04 PM. Comments: 4.)

56. Animal House Roots (Posted November 5, 2003, 07:43 PM. Comments: 1.)

55. "The Rigging of a Ship" (Posted November 5, 2003, 04:39 PM. Comments: 2.)

54. "Clowning Around with Tits" and "Dogfishing" (Posted November 5, 2003, 03:55 PM. Comments: 2.)

53. Hemingway Parody (Posted November 5, 2003, 01:19 PM. Comments: 4.)

52. Live Tours in 1978 (Posted December 8, 2000, 04:22 PM. Comments: 2.)

51. Timberland Tales (Santa) (Posted February 15, 1999, 04:18 PM. Comments: 1.)

50. "...and God created squirrel in his own image" (Posted February 15, 1999, 04:16 PM. Comments: 0.)

49. "Americans United to Beat the Dutch" (Posted February 14, 1999, 04:13 PM. Comments: 3.)

48. Uncle Buckle, the Safety Buffalo (Posted February 10, 1999, 04:09 PM. Comments: 13.)

47. "Cliff-Hanger Justice" (Posted February 3, 1999, 04:08 PM. Comments: 2.)

46. The Non-existent Panic Button (Posted January 24, 1999, 04:06 PM. Comments: 0.)

45. "Thanksgiving Memory" (Posted January 10, 1999, 04:01 PM. Comments: 3.)

44. "My Cousin Jesus Christ... " (Posted January 2, 1999, 03:59 PM. Comments: 1.)

43. Bored of the Rings (Posted January 2, 1999, 03:54 PM. Comments: 2.)

42. "Buy This Magazine or We'll Shoot This Dog!" (Posted January 2, 1999, 03:49 PM. Comments: 4.)

41. "like a Mongol burning hot..." (Posted November 28, 1998, 03:42 PM. Comments: 0.)

40. "Dr. Fun's Magic Show." (Posted October 29, 1998, 03:39 PM. Comments: 1.)

39. "Evil Clown" (Posted October 26, 1998, 03:37 PM. Comments: 1.)

38. "The Deeds of Hercules Amongst the North Americans" (Posted October 16, 1998, 03:35 PM. Comments: 0.)

37. "Lemmings" Video (Posted October 10, 1998, 03:32 PM. Comments: 0.)

36. "Disco Beaver From Outer Space" (Posted October 9, 1998, 03:30 PM. Comments: 15.)

35. "The Miracle of Democracy" (Posted September 20, 1998, 03:07 PM. Comments: 0.)

34. Country Western Song Flowchart (Posted September 4, 1998, 03:03 PM. Comments: 1.)

33. Mr. Vengeance (Posted September 4, 1998, 03:01 PM. Comments: 6.)

32. "The Sunshine Room" (Posted August 29, 1998, 02:48 PM. Comments: 0.)

31. Cosmopolitan Parody Centerfold (Posted August 29, 1998, 02:43 PM. Comments: 0.)

30. O.C. and Stiggs Movie (Posted August 6, 1998, 02:31 PM. Comments: 7.)

29. Letters From the Editors (Posted August 3, 1998, 02:24 PM. Comments: 2.)

28. VW Ad Parody (Posted July 20, 1998, 02:21 PM. Comments: 3.)

27. "Night of the Seven Fires" (Posted July 5, 1998, 02:19 PM. Comments: 0.)

26. "Dinah's Dumper" (Posted July 5, 1998, 01:40 PM. Comments: 0.)

25. JFK Issue (Posted July 2, 1998, 01:37 PM. Comments: 0.)

24. "Fear and Loathing in the First Grade" (Posted June 9, 1998, 01:36 PM. Comments: 0.)

23. National Lampoon Art Poster Book (Posted June 3, 1998, 01:34 PM. Comments: 0.)

22. "Let My People Go, Nyuk-Nyuk-Nyuk!" (Posted June 3, 1998, 01:32 PM. Comments: 2.)

21. National Lampoon Web Site (Posted May 31, 1998, 01:30 PM. Comments: 0.)

20. Subscriptions (Posted May 27, 1998, 01:28 PM. Comments: 0.)

19. "Timberland Tales" (Posted May 13, 1998, 01:25 PM. Comments: 0.)

18. Danielle, the Foto Funnies Girl (Posted May 7, 1998, 01:23 PM. Comments: 0.)

17. Loompanics Unlimited (Posted May 5, 1998, 01:21 PM. Comments: 0.)

16. "Kit 'n' Kaboodle" (Posted May 5, 1998, 12:55 PM. Comments: 0.)

15. Cartoonist Info (Posted May 2, 1998, 12:51 PM. Comments: 2.)

14. "Everyone's a Criminal" (Posted April 30, 1998, 12:36 PM. Comments: 0.)

13. Magazine's Current Status (Posted April 29, 1998, 12:32 PM. Comments: 0.)

12. Mr. Mulch (Posted April 13, 1998, 12:26 PM. Comments: 0.)

11. "Vacation '58" (Posted March 27, 1998, 12:11 PM. Comments: 2.)

10. "Class of '86" (Posted March 18, 1998, 12:10 PM. Comments: 0.)

9. "First Blowjob" (Posted March 12, 1998, 11:48 AM. Comments: 2.)

8. "The Mad Vandal" (Posted January 5, 1998, 11:47 AM. Comments: 0.)

7. "My Vagina" (Posted December 28, 1997, 11:35 AM. Comments: 3.)

6. Elephant cartoon (Posted December 23, 1997, 11:32 AM. Comments: 0.)

5. "Foreigners Around the World" (Posted December 16, 1997, 11:30 AM. Comments: 6.)

4. National Lampoon reprints (Posted December 16, 1997, 11:27 AM. Comments: 0.)

2. "Telejester" (Posted November 17, 1997, 11:00 PM. Comments: 1.)

3. "Large, Dangerous Things..." (Posted November 17, 1997, 11:21 AM. Comments: 2.)

1. "That's Not Funny, That's Sick!" (Posted October 30, 1997, 10:37 PM. Comments: 0.)