170. “Engrave the Children” Campaign

September 13, 2009

Q: I seem to recall National Lampoon had a bit parodying SAVE THE CHILDREN called, ENGRAVE THE CHILDREN. You as a sponsor would have your name permanently engraved on the child’s forehead so he would always remember you when he was grown up & leading an anti-American revolution. Anybody know where this might be found?

A: Hairy Fart Woman sez: “‘Engrave the Children’ is one of the gift ideas in “The Needless-Markets Christmas ™ Book” by Fred Graver and others. This appeared in the Dec ’83 Holiday Jeer issue of our fave mag.” Thanks, Ms. Fart Woman!

Comments

'Engrave the Children' is one of the gift ideas in "The Needless-Markets Christmas (tm) Book" by Fred Graver and others. This appeared in the Dec '83 Holiday Jeer issue of our fave mag.

—Hairy Fart Woman

December 17, 2009 12:26 am

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